Can anyone help me? There is a McDonalds being built on the corner of Broad and Carpenter streets (about 15 blocks south of City Hall in Philadelphia, PA – if yer familiar with the area). After maybe 4 months, I’ve watched them construct this restaurant (which is a block away from where I currently work) and it now appears to be about 93% finished. Now they seem to have placed a rather odd character on top of the golden arches that I could only describe as a ghetto Pilsbury dough-boy. I’ve grown up with the lovable McDonald’s characters all of my life (despite my fear of clowns) and I do not know what the fuck that little urban-baker is or where he came from. Did Grimace adopt a child from Thailand or something? Please, someone dissuade my fears and tell me what the fuck that midget is doing dancing on top of my McDonalds. I mean, I fully understand that I'm in South Philly, but what the fuck??
Random Zen