Are you envious when you see him write his name in the snow? Does it irk you when he hangs his pole over the side of the boat, and you have to use the bait bucket? Pissed off by the long lines at the ladies room, and the men's is empty? Well,
Squat No Mo! It's a 12 inch plastic cock chicks can use to piss standing up. Just put it in place, aim, and let loose. Oh, and don't forget to shake.
SirSyko