Normally, eating gobs of wax, acid, and other shit would make a billy goat vomit. Solution? Shape the ingredients into fish! Gelatin - This ingredient you surely know. Maybe you have a friend who makes it himself. It's what you get from boiling dead pigs and livestock. Tendons, ligaments, bones, testicles... anything goes.  Fumaric Acid - Used in paints, dyes, printing inks, varnishes, resins, and animal feed. Excellent for starching paper pulp, dress shirts and your useless withering colon. Carnuba Wax - This is how the fish keep their scales so shiny. Carnuba is a polishing agent from the carnuba palm. Prized as a top grade car wax, it's also used in the manufacture of paints, stains, and explosives, as well as a prized lane buffer in bowling alleys across the land. Mineral Oil - A time honored stool softener and petroleum distillate, it's a purer form of gas than the liquid shit you pump into your mom's car. When mules are constipated, their owners feed them a gallon of this, then take cover. We slip it into Thanksgiving dinner and watch Grams turn into a human slip 'n slide.
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